Jul 29, 2013

Gentlemen's Vegetable

     If a woman is crying while having a sex, it's hormone related. Pad her.
     If a man is crying while having a sex, he's a bitch. Kick him off the bed and go play video games.
     Mmmmmmm, gender equality at work.
     Fail.

     If a woman is bleeding out of her lady's vegetable, it's a flow of the nature that men know nothing about.
     If a man is bleeding out of his gentleman's vegetable, well... shit. Sucks to be him.




Jul 28, 2013

Worst Public Pornography I Have Ever Seen


     I was in GwangJu having a lunch in the bus terminal, and there was a big screen outside. It was playing some sort of pornography where several skinny Korean lady models with tiny pants dancing all over the scripted pub. Long legs, sharp body. And their kinky pants in a setup like that must mean they're porn stars. But their waist and leg moves were stiff and boring. And facial expression was like they had a permanent facial surgery to be mannequins. They were also dancing with topless muscular dudes who were doing gym advertisement posing in the background. And I'm pretty sure I saw a Terminator had better moves than those meat sacks.

     So I thought : Who in the right mind plays a pornography that terrible in a public place? Play something more educational at least! And somebody fire whoever's responsible for this visual drought!
     Advertisement : Girl's Generation.

     Victims of aesthetics...

Jul 19, 2013

Public deviantART profile!

     Link : http://park0g.deviantart.com

     It would be my second deviantART account. There was another one I've been having for years. But that thing was a bit private and only people who ever saw that was the ones who are already interested in that certain category. It will remain anonymous.
     But a lot of my good friends suggested me that I should make a rather official portfolio! And there are a few works that I am actually not shy about. And this deviantART account will be where those are going to be updated.
     Also, deviantART is an amazing visual art gallery and I think it is the biggest art gallery on the internet. And I love collecting a lot of their work in my profile whenever something hits me where I tick. So expect some colorfulness on it later on.

Jul 18, 2013

Digital Art - Blackened Eyes


     Cute.
     What are the people calling this symptom these days? Possessed? Demonic? Alien? Puppy eyes?

     Modeled by Ashley R. Guerrero.

Jul 12, 2013

Job, Sleep and Magic

     I remember a quote from Game of Thrones when a girl tells a dude that he's like a wizard to her because he can read all them scribbles from books and papers. I really loved that quote. And then I was thinking, 'You don't need to struggle for an hour to fall asleep and you can do that at night? That's like a magic!'
    Ah, simple things and appreciation. Beautiful things.
     I always wondered what will happen to me if I have a job working at afternoon and my body refuses to sleep after midnight. I guess I'll find out in a few hours.