Gentlemen's Vegetable

     If a woman is crying while having a sex, it's hormone related. Pad her.
     If a man is crying while having a sex, he's a bitch. Kick him off the bed and go play video games.
     Mmmmmmm, gender equality at work.
     Fail.

     If a woman is bleeding out of her lady's vegetable, it's a flow of the nature that men know nothing about.
     If a man is bleeding out of his gentleman's vegetable, well... shit. Sucks to be him.